goodbyeTumblr (3.0; @dijonmustardslut)http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/38ac9a9ef6bef6293fe61b490c2707db/tumblr_pabqg2MHUZ1vkcieao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175279252234http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175279252234Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:55:57 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c980f4ca1a194c7d44926a93d85a114e/tumblr_p9j6klvnnb1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b39c753871a621e4d06d5239d72ac8a4/tumblr_p9j6klvnnb1qewacoo2_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bba8ed04a9a2b26d9afe35cd5ee26ba2/tumblr_p9j6klvnnb1qewacoo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a6484e24d7618d5189412155e4bb7cb/tumblr_p9j6klvnnb1qewacoo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174396699463/via-taylorwelker" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p><blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/taylor_welker/status/999760148078956545">taylor_welker</a>)</p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175227522159http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175227522159Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:21:44 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5a51a61d2975dd8e326413f15d1edc3/tumblr_papexvB2Z41qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182323889http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182323889Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:08:53 -0400<p><a href="http://stumpclub.tumblr.com/post/165675252274/when-u-have-a-2am-mental-breakdown-but-u-wake-up" class="tumblr_blog">stumpclub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="712"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d8db227aa56df836053edc6240f426ce/tumblr_inline_owrnxqruMK1uv214p_540.png" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="712"/></figure></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182288044http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182288044Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:07:27 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/81f7d005137d83d780557e97bd5b3be4/tumblr_paoubavlVT1tekpe5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://goopy-amethyst.tumblr.com/post/175115894051" class="tumblr_blog">goopy-amethyst</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🤔🤔🤔</p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182272104http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175182272104Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:06:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6413fd3acbad419c9658e13ba060aa1d/tumblr_paqxi1YTTY1x0bvwko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f553873566ef14e70a000450a5a790b6/tumblr_paqxi1YTTY1x0bvwko2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://stream.tumblr.com/post/175152710499/hannah-gadsby-nanette-2018" class="tumblr_blog">stream</a>:</p><blockquote><p><small>Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)</small></p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175181347054http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175181347054Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:30:32 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8352d1119e0850c55f58fc2789bbcb1c/tumblr_p2d39q39a81up9a4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175180199009http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175180199009Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:46:55 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/38905dc7e924fd5f82c00df0b8f97bdc/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/946eba541f565b8c1a9524fa607521dc/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/01b382f89409441fc88673663fb3cc25/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/070bde84eb1c0ac0eddc5722cc0fafe2/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2e71a7a7cb03325d5db4a0fd07af8c7d/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7517b01930c3f8783280d679a4b3c222/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7bae00e9c13999f3f0e8a46cc3d1be3d/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/718fa93407077f45371ed13ba2c70d8a/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/474aabb4eac8fc5261f662fa502261ef/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8fb54171fe2bfb1f85ec3cb3a0002c7/tumblr_p8oqdp3BZD1s13wj2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://atraversso.tumblr.com/post/174047086398/credit-zappa-the-cat" class="tumblr_blog">atraversso</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/zappa_the_cat/"><b>Credit</b>: Zappa The Cat</a><br/></p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175180106609http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175180106609Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:43:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/68e4b8e4ef98a4194246615a80ba40ad/tumblr_paoyo2XDnd1tdlywfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66b95ff32a0030aa6ca3983ae80a3e5a/tumblr_paoyo2XDnd1tdlywfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thetimeladyofgallifrey.tumblr.com/post/175151271192/blackgirlsvevo-pixar-really-had-to-hardcore-yank" class="tumblr_blog">thetimeladyofgallifrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackgirlsvevo.tumblr.com/post/175118332290/pixar-really-had-to-hardcore-yank-tonys-i-smoke" class="tumblr_blog">blackgirlsvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately bc he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess</p></blockquote> <p>so that’s why they took 15 years</p> </blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179971619http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179971619Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:37:59 -0400robert this is a cartoon version of u<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7361d9eb29087a474332e10132e94098/tumblr_nytl6hxaWl1rx3k87o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179650279http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179650279Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:24:54 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/01e06974accbaca657289333b6dd1790/tumblr_oabbbo3KV61uvv5gho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c9a2238475ff72050284af1e1027319/tumblr_oabbbo3KV61uvv5gho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179636689http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175179636689Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:24:19 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/85eb01911491a0e0c1a801d1d5af04fe/tumblr_ozcsvloZcp1r47lgzo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/690063bad1416a3d15aac31744e78401/tumblr_ozcsvloZcp1r47lgzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175177622894http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175177622894Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:04:08 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c0bc7d36b7295506119125e3b8cf4b6c/tumblr_p87vrzG9el1rsus6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jumpingjacktrash.tumblr.com/post/173584013594/copperbadge-a-good-sign-to-find-hanging-above-any" class="tumblr_blog">jumpingjacktrash</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/173582645846/a-good-sign-to-find-hanging-above-any-doorway" class="tumblr_blog">copperbadge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A good sign to find hanging above any doorway.</p></blockquote> <p>i think we should just start using this sign instead of ‘exit’<br/></p> </blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175159795569http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175159795569Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:30:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc4669781ba6d9c67e865b741b514c2/tumblr_p93d0e5qoz1x7wlrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/31ca7082b2b53c3eb83109772e81df95/tumblr_p93d0e5qoz1x7wlrxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13dbcb52789bc0c94446ecb3227c1437/tumblr_p93d0e5qoz1x7wlrxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://scottishstraight.tumblr.com/post/174221671050/shes-perfect" class="tumblr_blog">scottishstraight</a>:</p><blockquote><p>She’s perfect!</p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175148482474http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175148482474Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:56:57 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82e3302acd54822d4368945282cc19ea/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04e3654f17abb1462460be81520e5912/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/177570bd9800375341fea5d7b91f95e0/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/034269ed0aea0820b7100f7a30e99392/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2daa6ac90296aff6ea5033a1c45c6c42/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6efff59bcc353e1233ab8e14b74b0499/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce0ccb671778fafdc48cf604fca4859e/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7859bcafdd42fc17af2ce6d3ddaf7b47/tumblr_mrl06qn6p61rsafdqo8_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://inteligasm.tumblr.com/post/99726240688/actionjacksonlovesbbq-i-wish-more-cartoons" class="tumblr_blog">inteligasm</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actionjacksonlovesbbq.tumblr.com/post/98421746435">actionjacksonlovesbbq</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))</p> </blockquote> <p>Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.</p> </blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175144539499http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175144539499Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:19:13 -0400<p><a href="https://ayyvpd.tumblr.com/post/173331748698/me-01-seconds-after-emphatically-saying-yes-to" class="tumblr_blog">ayyvpd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2993ccf7bf128a74d0b57e915c157059/tumblr_inline_p7t5gqXssZ1ugqmlw_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175085822834http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175085822834Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:08:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d386d055cb7a1d1d316bf516376703bd/tumblr_p31aew8Pj21udmrgco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://absedarian.tumblr.com/post/172660146087/the-questionmark-kid-ravenwhimsy-cats-are" class="tumblr_blog">absedarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-questionmark-kid.tumblr.com/post/172601004510/ravenwhimsy-cats-are-liquids-how-do-you-tune" class="tumblr_blog">the-questionmark-kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ravenwhimsy.tumblr.com/post/170088495859/cats-are-liquids" class="tumblr_blog">ravenwhimsy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cats ARE liquids!</p></blockquote> <p>how do you tune this violin</p> </blockquote> <p>very carefully</p> </blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175085814594http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175085814594Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:07:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90bae190af2468a756a618c6140c4205/tumblr_n82qu10IkP1s04ibfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/edda661f6c2318da55b1efc2c7c61c6f/tumblr_n82qu10IkP1s04ibfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175082401464http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175082401464Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:56:15 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a2f0110e2b3275ed534656cf4c472cb2/tumblr_omauexzXDl1swm1m8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/635fe80fe1b96750665799d91a7b0d1b/tumblr_omauexzXDl1swm1m8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d5af68262a202c25c50c36a89d34fb1/tumblr_omauexzXDl1swm1m8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://passionpeachy.tumblr.com/post/157987100878/help-im-sitting-at-the-barbershop-and-the-lorax" class="tumblr_blog">passionpeachy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cat-pun.tumblr.com/post/157986860625/help-im-sitting-at-the-barbershop-and-the-lorax" class="tumblr_blog">cat-pun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS</p></blockquote> <p>Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster</p> </blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175076413654http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175076413654Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:48:14 -0400<p><a href="http://jasonptodd.tumblr.com/post/169446263147" class="tumblr_blog">jasonptodd</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the rest of my life!!!!!!!!! is only abt love baby!!!!!!! literally what else matters……….? nothin</p></blockquote>http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175066342884http://dijonmustardslut.tumblr.com/post/175066342884Wed, 20 Jun 2018 01:27:32 -0400